From last night. Please read all of this with a southern accent.
Memaw: I went to the movies the other night.
Casey: Yeah? What'd you see?
Memaw: I saw Meryl Streep's new movie.
Casey: Oh, how was it?
Memaw: It was...okay.
Casey: Not that great?
Memaw: Well, I think it embarrassed Peggy.
Casey: Why?
Memaw: It's about this couple and they're trying to work on their marriage.
Casey: Okay...so...
Memaw: In the bedroom.
Casey: It was sexual? Is that what you're telling me?
Memaw: (giggling) Well...it wasn't normal sexual. There was...a bit more spice to it.
Casey: Well, okay. I see.
Memaw: But, yeah, it was good. Tommy Lee Jones is in it and he is looking old!
Casey: He looks old? He's always looked old.
Memaw: Well he has, but I don't know if it was all the close up shots of his face or what, but he had more wrinkles than I've got. He must have lost weight or something.
Casey: You think?
Memaw: Well when people lose a lot of weight, they can look older. Your skin sags. Of course, your skin sags just from getting older, too. You start to look crunchy.
Casey: Crunchy?!
Memaw: Yeah, that's what's wrong with me. I'm getting crunchy. Well, I'll let you get back to your dinner. I just wanted to talk to you.
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