Look. They're "bear-shaped" blobs.
Holding a gummy bear.Casey: Can we be honest with ourselves? These don't look like bears.
John: Well what do they look like?
Casey: Not bears. Examine this.
Handing a gummy to John.
John: This is totally a bear.
Casey: Nah.
Rawson enters.
Rawson: What's going on?
John: Casey doesn't think these look like bears.
Casey: They don't!
Rawson: Let me see.
Casey: Look, they're kissing.
John: How can they kiss if they're not bears?
Casey: What?!
John: You said they weren't bears. How are they kissing.
Casey: You don't have to be a bear to kiss. I've kissed and I'm not a bear.
John: So are they people?
Casey: No!
John: What else can kiss?
Rawson: Anything with lips.
Casey: Just because I said they aren't bears doesn't mean they're automatically people.
John: This is why I won't listen to any of your arguments because they make no logical sense.
Casey: I'm leaving. It's rude in here.
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