Me: I was in Walgreen's today and, you know the baby on 'Teen Mom 2' with the glasses?
David: Nope!
Me: Yes, you do! She was sick...
David: Yeah, nerve damage.
Me: Yeah. Well, now she has glasses, because one of her eyes is crossed. Anyway, she was on the cover of a magazine and the couple behind me in line were saying things like, 'Look at that baby!' and 'Ha! She looks like Elton John.' It upset me. I almost said something!
David: What? Like, 'That baby is sick!'
Me: Exactly. I was so mad.
(pause)
David: Liz Lemon would've said something.
Me: Are you trying to make me feel worse?!
