Thursday, March 25, 2010

Kate.

Kate Gosselin,





You recently said in People magazine that the public calling you a bad mother "destroys" you. You asked the question, "Why can't a mom have fun?" and you claim you've managed well juggling your family and your fame.

As a member of society, I thought I could give you a little insight as to why people are so infuriated by your behavior. It's quite simple. You see, you don't do anything, bitch!

You are famous for popping out those eight kids. That is why you were thrust into the spotlight in the first place. Not only that, but you did it yourself. There are plenty of mothers out there who have had eight or more children and they aren't cashing check after million dollar check. Nor do they co-host The View or appear on an overly-hyped, cheesy, dance competition show for has beens. You made your life what it is and don't think for a second you come across as honest or sincere.

And while you claim you are perfectly capable of raising the children you exploited while maintaining your inexplicable ride on the wave of fame, I seriously doubt it and no one else is buying it either. Why? Because we saw how bitchy and stressed out you were when you were raising eight children while still married. How? Because of the camera crew you let take over your home. This was prior to your book tour,your weave, and your spray tan! I don't even think Angelina Jolie has the means to perfectly juggle her menagerie of children and her film career without the aid of at least two nannies. Ah, but see, there is a difference between you and Jolie. A big one! Whereas you are a product manufactured by the soul-sucking, pop culture satan known as reality television, Angelina Jolie is well-known for actually having discernible talent.

And that, Kate Gosselin, is why no one really likes you.

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