Caller: I was listening to the message about tonight's shows and I want you to know I'd like to see that Spoiler Alert show.
Me: Unfortunately, though, as the message said, we are sold out this evening.
Caller: Oh. Well, I was looking at the online thing and thought about buying tickets but I only need one ticket.
Me: Okay, but sadly we are sold out for the shows tonight.
Caller: But do you do any last minute rush tickets?
Me: No, we don't. There are no tickets available for tonight's shows.
Caller: Oh, so it really means sold out.
Me: Yes. As sold out show means the show is sold out.
Caller: So, like, but could I just get one ticket online or how can I do that?
Me: You can purchase up to ten tickets online.
Caller: So I could get one?
Me: You could just get one, yes. Or you could get more than one. But you can't get more than ten.
Caller: So I can do that for tonight?
Me: Not tonight, no, because we're sold out.
Caller: Oh! Well what about any other show?
Me: There are no shows tonight with ticket availability as per the message at the beginning of the call.
Caller: What about on other stages?
Me: All shows, all times, all stages are completely sold out tonight at the Second City.
Caller: Oh, so there are no tickets for tonight. How much are tickets?
And then I shot myself.
