Just when I thought I'd gotten everything I ever wanted from the jewelry world- gold, bronze, silver, copper, antique, mod-looking plastic, long necklaces, short necklaces, recycled metal ring from Honduras, some beautiful shit that belonged to Memaw and Nanny- I come across something on Etsy that makes my heart skip a beat. I think, "Arrhythmia? No. Just the sight of some hairy balls."
That's right, ladies! For just twenty-eight bones, you can wrap your dainty little hands around these balls made of wooly yarn. Seven balls at that! It's like a necklace version of a fivesome...except the fifth guy has only one nut. In other words, it's every hetero girl's fantasy.
Don't
youwant to wear testicular jewelry?
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