There is probably a long list of "not okay" things to do in a jeep, but there's one in particular that I encountered this morning. I feel the need to address it here:
It is not okay for you to drive for half a mile in the bike lane instead of joining the rest of the cars as if you are about to make an eventual right, only to blow your horn at the girl in the Ford Focus when she gets in front of you before the next major intersection, because she has no idea you are intent on being ahead of her. It is also not okay for you to be on your cell phone while doing this. That's probably why the girl in the Ford Focus will decide you should see her middle finger. She is not, in fact, showing you her manicure...because it isn't fresh. It is not okay for you to show your middle finger, because you are the one in the wrong in this instance. So, don't flip her off at that moment and don't flip her off when you pass her later while she's turning left. Just, don't. You are the asshole in this situation.
On second thought, I think I've changed my mind about people driving a jeep in the city. Not okay.
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