Gisele Bundchen, who didn't even wear maternity clothes while pregnant, recently gave birth and was quoted on the matter. "[It] didn't hurt in the slightest."

Here's what my good friend Jo had to say about such business:

"Of course it didn't! You're a supermodel, you're married to Tom Brady, and you gave birth and it probably felt like a burp to you. You probably got an orgasm from it. Some people have everything! It is so rude."