(Yes, I am aware this photo is not of a rabbit.)
Whenever a person who has chosen a gluten free or vegan diet says something to me like, "I've never felt so great about my body and my health!," but I know that their subtext is, "I'm going to live longer than you," I just imagine the added stress they're under while dining out causing them to have a heart attack. I then consider the playing field even.
