YouTube Comments

This is a comment left on my favorite new video:


12 people jizzed uncontrollably and accidentaly clicked the dislike button

Indeed they did.

Great Moments in YouTube Comment History, Vol. 4

"a little gay but cool and fuuny "
-from George Washington

"Kool :D "
-from Kevin Regurgitating Cheese

"awesome! i didnt know this song and spongebob could make a combination its cool, i showed my mom and she laughed her head off when she saw mister crabs scream or whatever oh and im listening to rap and rock that stuff because im a tomboy which is a girl that likes boy stuff "
-from Spongebob sings Just Lose It by Eminem

Great Moments in YouTube Comment History, Vol. 2

"Because in todays world, if a kid hits you - nothing happens

If you hit a kid, your in jail."

-from LARPlayers vs. Angry Children

"taking the piss out of other peoples hobbies is for lil cocksuckin nerds...."

-from Cube Rubik With Feet

"they get called gay caus they all look like girls when they are young, if people who call them gay saw what they look like now they would be baffled. they are all men"

-from Hanson's MMMBop

Great Moments in YouTube Comment history, Vol. 1

"no, that wasnt taylor lautner at 0:56 that guy was whiter and his eyes werent as closed "
-from "Popstar part 1" video

"Miley Cyrus, u suck....but nice dress!??!" (Because, it's a question as to whether or not the dress is actually nice.)
-from Miley Cyrus at the 2010 Grammy Awards

"Hilary Duff's ACCORDING TO GRETA is amazing. Greta wants a tattoo Hilary already has 5 tattoos - at least check out wikipedia's tattoo ink article so you know why they are health damaging, cancer and birth defect causing :/ LOVE LOVE LOVE Hilary Duff either way."
-from 'Frozen' film trailer

"Why can't this video be embedded? Lame sauce."
-from "PANCAKES!"

"Hell yeah i'm jealous. :( "
-from "Nights in Rodanthe" trailer