Wait. I don't get it.

"Do you have anything available for the Flu show on Saturday?"

"No, I'm sorry it is sold out."

"The 8 o'clock?"

"Yes, sir."

"How about the 11 o'clock?"

"That is sold out as well. The show is completely sold out for tomorrow."

"No. Not tomorrow. Saturday!"

"Sir, tomorrow is Saturday."

"Oh, yes. So are there tickets for tomorrow?"

"No, sir. Everything is sold out tomorrow."

"What about for anything else?"

"No, sir. The shows are sold out. "

"What about Studs?"

"That show is sold out tomorrow."

"Completely?"

"Yes."

"When did it sell out?"

"9:05am this morning."

"Really? That is interesting because I tried to get them online last night and the computer system would not process. . . "

[Silence. Because, what else could I do at this juncture?]