Outside of a banking center, I saw a stroller on the sidewalk. In the stroller, a set of triplets. Here are my reactions in the exact order as they happened.
"Whoa! Triplets! You never see triplets ever! At least I don't...Where's their mom? What the fuck is wrong with people?! They're going to leave their babies sitting on the sidewalk while they just run in to the ATM?...Oh, this jogger is...NOT THEIR DAD! It's just a jogger! Who do these kids belong to? Seriously...in this day and age, who would leave their babies sitting on the sidewalk like that? People are morons. Especially triplets. They're so rare. People would love to steal those three. Actually...it'd probably be harder to steal three babies at the same time. Any person who tried that would be totally deserving of the stress that, I'm sure, comes from taking care of THREE babies. You'd have to be an idiot to steal all three. Yeah...those kids are probably safe there. Well played."
Yeah. All of that. I was at a red light for most of it.
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