Today's brilliance.

Sometimes comedy writes itself, and sometimes Perez Hilton inadvertently writes it for you.

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Of all the things in the world to not understand, Miley Cyrus does not "get" Glee. She just, like, doesn't get it, ya'll.

“Honestly, musicals? I just can’t.” This is what she told People. Apparently, she has an issue suspending her disbelief.

You know what I don't get? This whole situation. How can you be Miley Cyrus, spawn of the modern-day tween idol machine known as "Disney", not "get Glee? You can't suspend your disbelief for a well-written program about a high school club of misfits who find great joy in singing, but you can for a half hour show about a teen girl who can completely change her identity simply by donning a terrible blonde wig? Really? It was such a clever guise. And, not only that, but she's an internationally known pop star when she's wearing that wig! Best of both worlds, right Miley?

Miley and Hannah Montana...same speech impediment and same FACE! I know people can be stupid, but I find it absolutely unbelievable that those high school students didn't make the connection. If one of their members happened to be moonlighting as a popstar in "disguise" you'd best bet the other Glee kids would pick up on that shit in an instant!

"Climb" on that, Miley!

Home for the Holidays

You outta know you're in the south when you go shopping and are forced to feast your eyes upon this:



The most glorious thing about Christmas dinner was probably my father's heartfelt (yet, long-winded) prayer for all those we've lost this year and how they are surely watching over us. Which was followed by Memaw saying,
"Well! You didn't thank God for the food!"
Classic.

Delicious food and drink flowed throughout the week. And Brady was perfection. I mean...look at this!


My mother fell in love with The Hangover. I got a new MacBook. Christmas was different, but pretty great, all things considered.

On the flight back, there was a guy behind me who thought of verbal communication as a sport he must master. He did a great job. Really. Talked for 2 straight hours, couldn't go 1 minute without asking the chick next to him another question.

Keep it flowing, dude. The cast of Glee never sounded so good. For real. They saved that guy's life. Without my ipod, I would have committed a murder.