Me: And, do you have any dietary restrictions or anything you feel the restaurant should be notified of ahead of time?
Him: No. Well...now, I take that back. One of the ladies in our party is with child, but I don't think the restaurant needs to know about that, do you?
*This is the only time in my life that I sincerely hope someone was being extremely condescending towards me. Otherwise, this man thought for a split second that an Italian restaurant would need advance notice of a patron's pregnancy. Fetal Chicken Parmesan Syndrome is on the rise, I guess.
"Well is she married? Because it IS a family restaurant, and if she is pregnant with a bastard, they certainly need to know about that."
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