Casey: ...then he said, "I'll see what I can do."
Dan: Were you finger bangin'?
Casey: No, Dan! But, I did finger bang his butthole.
Dan: Oh, really?
Casey: Yeah, but like...I was still in my office and he was in his.
Dan: Wow.
Casey: Yeah, my fingers can apparate and disapparate but only from my hand into other people's asses.
Dan: You know...they say that, after a couple years in a relationship, there are no surprises...
**Note: I had already used the term "finger bangin'" earlier that afternoon. In no way is Mr. Granata this crass. (Dan, do you think they bought my disclaimer?)
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