Lessons in love from this idiot here.

OR, you could say "Yeah, speaking of alleys..." then say something witty about your vagina.

-How to respond to an email sent by someone you think should ask you out

Welcome to the extremely difficult world of dating

For those seasoned pros who are finding regular online dating a bit routine and mundane, or for novices who think they're up for a new relationship with a challenge- date a single dad! Single dads come complete with at least one child and an overbearing, controlling ex, guaranteed to add just the right amount of spice and stress to your budding romance.

*Not all single dads look like this douche nozzle.